Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes

1. Chuck Norris can speak braille.

2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

3. Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.

4.Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.

5. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

6. Chuck Norris is so fast that when he stops he waits for his shadow.

7. Chuck Norris can draw a square with only 3 lines.

8. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

9. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.

10. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

11. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

12. Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

13. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

14. Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.

15. Chuck Norris puts his pants on two legs at a time.