Jokes in English for beginners
Question: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
Answer: 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".
Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
Answer: "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.