A: Where are you going?

B: I have to walk the dog.

A: What kind of dog do you have?

B: I have a little poodle.

A: Poodles bark a lot.

B: They sure do.

A: They bark at everything.

B: They never shut up.

A: Why did you get a poodle?

B: It's my mom's dog.

A: So she likes poodles.

B: She says they're good watchdogs.