Einstein vs Stephen Hawking - Epic Rap Battles of History #7

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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# ALBERT EINSTEIN

# VS #

# STEPHEN HAWKING #

# BEGIN! #

# WHEN I APPLY MY BATTLE THEORY #

# MINDS ARE RELATIVELY BLOWN #

# SO TAKE A SEAT STEVE #

# OOPS, I SEE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN #

# WHAT'S WITH YOUR VOICE? #

# I CAN'T FRICKIN' TELL #

# YOU SOUND LIKE WALL-E #

# HAVING SEX WITH A SPEAK & SPELL #

# I'LL SCHOOL YOU ANYWHERE #

# MIT TO OXFORD #

# ALL YOUR FANS WILL BE LIKE #

# UM, THAT WAS HAWK-WARD #

# I'M AS DOPE AS TWO RAPPERS #

# YOU BETTER BE SCARED #

# CAUSE' THAT MEANS ALBERT E EQUALS M C SQUARED #

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# GOT NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH HERE BOY #

# I GOT 12 INCH RIMS ON MY CHAIR #

# THAT'S HOW I ROLL YA'LL #

# YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GLUED A MUSTACHE ON A TROLL DOLL #

# I'LL BE STRETCHING OUT THE RHYME #

# LIKE GRAVITY STRETCHES TIME #

# WHEN YOU TRY TO PUT YOUR LITTLE P-BRANE #

# AGAINST THIS KIND OF MIND #

# I'M THE BEST #

# I'M THE SNOOP DOGG OF SCIENCE #

# I'LL BE DROPPING MAD APPLES ON YOUR HEAD #

# FROM THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS #

# I'M THE GIANT WHOSE SHOULDERS #

# YOU'D HAVE STOOD ON IF YOU COULD STAND #

# I'LL GIVE YOU A BRIEF HISTORY OF PAIN WITH THE BACK OF MY HAND #

# YOU CAN'T DESTROY MATTER OR ME FOR SERIOUS #

# RIPPING HOLES IN YOU

# BIGGER THAN THE HOLE #

# IN YOUR BLACK HOLE THEORY WAS #

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# THERE ARE 10 MILLION #

# PARTICLES IN THE UNIVERSE #

# THAT WE CAN OBSERVE #

# YOUR MAMA TOOK THE UGLY ONES #

# AND PUT THEM INTO ONE NERD #

# YOU WANNA BRING THE HEAT #

# WITH THE MUSHROOM CLOUDS YOU'RE MAKING #

# I'M ABOUT TO BAKE RAPS FROM SCRATCH #

# LIKE CARL SAGAN #

# AND WHILE IT'S TRUE #

# THAT MY WORK IS BASED ON YOU #

# I'M A SUPER COMPUTER #

# YOU'RE LIKE A TI-82 #

# WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! #

# EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! #

# END OF RAP BATTLE! #

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