Wah ooh

- [Tom] "Happy Days" is filmed before a live audience.

- Yes, ladies and gentlemen, tonight,

live from Arnold's Drive-In

and Milwaukee Fried Chicken Stand,

You Wanted to See It brings you

one of the most exciting events

it's ever been our privilege to bring you.

(audience cheering)

- Okay, kids, Arnold's is proud to present

Kenosha, Wisconsin's own Weezer!

(crowd cheering)

- Oh, hey, hey, please try the fish.

(audience laughing)

- And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four.

What's with these homies dissin' my girl

Why do they gotta front

What did we ever do to these guys

That made them so violent

Woo hoo, but you know I'm yours

Woo hoo, and I know you're mine

Woo hoo, and that's for all time

Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care about that

(rock guitar music)

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near

I know that you need help

Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit

You need a guardian

Woo hoo, and you know I'm yours

Woo hoo, and I know you're mine

Woo hoo, and that's for all time

Woo-ee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

(audience groaning)

- [Richie] Stay tuned for more "Happy Days."

Bang, bang, knock on the door

Another big bang, get down on the floor

Oh no, what do we do

Don't look now but I lost my shoe

I can't run and I can't kick

What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' sick

What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you

What's a matter, babe, are you feelin' blue

Oh, oh, oh, oh

(rock guitar music)

And that's for all time

And that's for all time

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly

Oh, oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore

I don't care what they say about us anyway

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

I don't care 'bout that

(crowd cheering)

- [Girl] Fonzarelli!

- Good work, guys.

I mean you were really great.

- [Man] Thanks, Al.

- Sensational.

Hey, anyone try the fish tonight?

- It's not so good, Al. - Not so good, Al.

Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep. (audience laughing)