C: Are you eating the cheesecake without me?
R: M-m
C: I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now.
How can you eat cheesecake it without me?
R: What you gonna do? You gonna tell Monica, you gonna tell Joey? No, you'd have to tell them what we did.
We're dessert stealers. We're living outside the law.
C: You know, I don't trust you with this cake anymore.
I got it first,and I'm taking it back!
R: You think I trust you with it?
No, we'll split it. You'll take half and I'll take half.
C: That's not fair. You had some.
R: You know what, I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake "dry and mealy. "
C: What do we use to split it?
R: Okay. All right, pick a half.
C: Well, this side looks bigger. But there's more crust on this side. Maybe if I measure it…
R: Oh, for God say, Pick a piece!
C: All right, I pick that one.
R: It's the smaller piece. Okay. There you go. Enjoy your half, my friend. But that is it.
No sharing, no switching, and don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast. Oooooh no
You gonna give me some of yours?
C: Oh, no. No switching, no sharing. And don't come crying to me. I may just sit here and have my cake all day.
Just sit here in the hallway and eat my…