I Want Breakfast (Falling Down Scene)

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Hi. Can I help you?

I'd like a ham and cheese Whamlette, an order of Wham fries

Sorry, we stopped serving breakfast. We're on the lunch menu.

I want breakfast.

We're not serving it.

So you said.

Is that the manager?

Could I speak to him, please?

Sure.

Rick, a customer would like to speak to you.

Yes, sir.

I'd like some breakfast.

We stopped serving breakfast.

I know you stopped breakfast, Rick. Sheila told me you stopped

Why am I calling you by first names? I don't know you.

I call my boss "Mister" after 7 years, but I walk in here, a stranger

and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in an AA meeting.

I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast.

You can call me Miss Folsom if you want to.

We stopped serving breakfast at 11:30.

Have you ever heard the expression, "The customer is always right'"

Well, here I am.

The customer.

That's not our policy.

You have to order something from the lunch menu.

I don't want lunch.

I want breakfast.

Yeah, well, hey, I'm really sorry.

Yeah, well, hey, I'm really sorry too!

He's got a gun!

Let's get organized!

Calm down!

Just calm down, everybody. Sit down over there!

Mister.

Where are you going?

No. You sit down there, and you finish your lunch.

Everybody just relax and take it easy.

Eat your lunch. Please.

You all need your vitamins A, B and

Don't! It was an accident!

It's the trigger. It's sensitive. It's okay!

It's a sensitive trigger.

Could I have my breakfast?

Yes, sir. Sheila?

Rick? Miss Folsom?

You know what?

You were right. I've changed my mind.

I'm going to have some lunch.

Could I have a double Whammyburger with cheese

-You getting this? -Yes, sir.

And an order of Whammy fries and, let's see

…a Choco-Wham shake.

Yes, sir. Sheila, get his order.

Rick, could you get it for me, please?

I feel comfortable calling you Rick after all we've been through together.

How you doing?

Enjoying your meal?

How about you?

Is it good?

And you, ma'am? How's the food?

I think we have a critic.

I don't think she likes the special sauce.

That's a joke.

Now, here we go.

Thank you.

See, this is what I'm talking about.

Look at that.

See what I mean?

It's plump, juicy, three inches thick.

Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing.

Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Anybody?

Anybody at all.