Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping…
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!