I lost my friends and I lost my phone
I'm staggering all by my lone'
I don't even know how I'm getting home
I swore last night I'd give up drinking
Such a lie, what was I thinking
I see them moving, see them dancing
I see them grooving poppin' bottles
I wanna join them but it seems
'Cause I really, really got to pee
Last night, what was I thinking?
I really need to give up drinking
I'm about to call my friends tonight
Fresh out the bathroom I'm so relieved
I done tripped on a step what the heck
I take a quick look around and I check my fresh
Then I proceed to to my mission
I see a bottle and the vodka glistenin'
Good lord, that looks so lovely
Pardon me while I chase this bubbly
I see them moving, see them dancing
I see them grooving poppin' bottles
I wanna join them but it seems
'Cause I really, really got to pee
Last night, what was I thinking?
I really need to give up drinking
I'm about to call my friends tonight
Don't act like you don't drunk dial too
'Cause this could be your last night
We gon' be here all night long
If you got that feeling, feeling
D.O. double G I am sold publicly
'Cause I can get you hella high
And you don't have to pack no bags
Just get on in and tomorrow night we do it again
That's how it is, I always does it big
Your place or mine a case of wine
Baby, stop wasting time, so take a flight
'Cause I'm only in town for one more night
Last night, what was I thinking?
I really need to give up drinking
I'm about to call my friends tonight
I really shouldn't have another one
But I'm just having way too much fun