A: I hate shaving.

B: Me too.

A: I just cut myself again.

B: Did you use a new blade?

A: It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.

B: Maybe you should use an electric shaver.

A: They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.

B: Maybe you should stop shaving.

A: And grow a beard?

B: Sure. Why not?

A: Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.

B: Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.